A row bot.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they all have trans-sisters
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Mentally dis-cabled.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal."
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
The letter C.
A: On a map!
A rackless driver...
In his Taurus!
To send people to the other side.
A Pi fighter
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Never mind...it's tearable
Sorry, I http"
I would probably say Methodist.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
the day they're Dubai.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
A: Because 36 would be too many.
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
