A row bot.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they all have trans-sisters
A syntax error.
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
He nuts and bolts
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
He nuts and bolts.
Because he nuts and bolts.
The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he screwed his wife!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
A gender bender Bender fender bender.
Steel wool
A transition metal.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Mentally dis-cabled.
They torque.
RoboClop....so sorry
Because he was charged with battery.
They're robots in da skies.
They all have transisters.
Nothing personal."
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Nuts & bolts!
Nuts and bolts
Stephen Hawking.
He falls off
ROBOT: twitch, spark
An olfactory reset.
Nut and bolt
Because they have trans-sisters.
Because they have nerves of steel
Yours tin-sincerely.
He was missing his winter gear
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A Psy-borg.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
Aisle B, back.
By counting Kylereese.
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Something that goes straight for the juggler !
Cashews.
Walnuts
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Miscarriage
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
He took too long to put his boots on !
Wonton
a 2nd born.
