What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts