What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts