Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!