Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!