What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.