What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50