What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.