What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!