What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.