What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!