What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

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He nuts and bolts

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.