What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.