Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Dog Chase Car Jokes More Dog Chase Car Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...