For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
The man responded, "Like a glove".
Art.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
I cry when I cut open an onion
An ironing board.
Marry it.
Because they were "sole"-mates :)
If you have a star, you are getting chased.
A: They want to make ends meet.
Reasons to be offended.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
