Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.