Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.