Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)