What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.