What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke