Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.