Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

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Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.