How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.