What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

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Marry her.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.