What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.