What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.