Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe