Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you can a pessimistic antelope?

A cantaloupe

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.