Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.