Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!