How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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How many Germans does it take to make a negative?

Nein.

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.