Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.