Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.