Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?