Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers