Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.