What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)