The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .
My couch pulls outs
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
The second (right to bare arms)
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
They have nerves of steal.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)
It ran out of juice.
