What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What country is next to USA?

USB.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.