No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.
No-eye deer.
A snooker table
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
A sense of humor.
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
No eye deer
