What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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What do you call a blind deer?

No eye deer

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.