What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.