What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

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What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke