Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.