Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.