What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...