What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.