What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.