Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Aaron Jokes More Aaron Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us