Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not