How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.