How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!