What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)