What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew