What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.