One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
He felt his presents.
They mean what they say.
When the car breaks down.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.
I gotta run.
A bus driver.
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Boo
The cold never bothered them anyway......