What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop