Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.