Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas