Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus