Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

How do people with acid reflux complain?

errr mer GERD

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What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.