Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is