What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!