What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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