What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

gingerbread

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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