What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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