What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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