Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.