What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.