Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.