Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**