What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you