What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you