Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

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Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her