To match the rest of the household appliances.
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
A cheeseburka
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
The brides are already dressed in white.
You may now "hiss" the bride.
A: It matches their mustaches.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge