Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

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What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant