What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope