What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.