What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!