Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.