Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.