Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do fireflies start a race ?

Ready steady glow !

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Low Self Esteem Jokes More Low Self Esteem Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Impale Jokes More Impale Jokes

Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin?

He didn't know he had it in him.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!