A cantelope.
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it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
He didn't know he had it in him.
A hole in Juan!
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
He tried, but it didn't work out.
Lots
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
Carbon dating.
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
