What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!