What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.